Home

just for laughs

Frog goes into a bank and asks to see Miss Patricia Wack.

Frog: I'm Mick Jagger's son and I want a loan for £30,000

Wack: I don't think we can offer you a loan Mr frog,
do you have any collateral?

Frog: I have only got this and hands Miss Wack a
pink plastic elephant.

Wack: I will have to have a word with the manager.

Miss Wack goes to see the manager, tells him what the frog had said and hands him the plastic elephant.

Wack: He offered me this as collateral what is it?

Manager:

It's a nick nack Patty Wack
give the frog a loan
his old man's a Rolling Stone.


If you have a joke that we can print let us know:
editor@OswaldtwistleCAN.co.uk